*You call people by their full names with a "fuckin'" in between. Never leave out the "f ckin'". It just sounds so much better.

*Even though your back is hurting and your eyes are watering, it's too damn hard to get off the computer and go to sleep.

*You find yourself playing Naughty By Nature's "OPP" just cause that's what Jake did his nasty little naked-butt dance to in Jarhead.

*You find yourself watching 10 Things I Hate About You so you can see Heath Ledger say to Julia Stiles "well maybe you're not afraid of me, but I'm sure you've thought about me naked". And then you imagine its Ennis saying it to Jack.

*Your friends hint about you joining the local BA (Brokies Anonymous) support group...

*when you wanna see this movie only to see Heath and Jake make love in the tent

*When somebody asks you out to a fancy restaurant and you prefer to stick with the beans...

*When you're so addicted to posting and reading that you don't get in the shower till the time you're supposed to leave the house to get somewhere.

*you know you're a fan when "you keep licking your upper lips the way Jack does"

*when you suddenly adopt the strange habit of doing your laundry naked with only cowboy-boots on.

*..you've never in your life read anything on the IMDb's message boards, but all of sudden absolutely devour everything written about Brokeback and end up posting yourself. Like now, for the first time..