*You tell the family you're going shopping on a Sunday afternoon and instead sneak off to the movie theater for the 8th time to see the movie "just one more time" on the big screen. Just like Ennis who never comes back with any fish for Alma, you never come back with any packages.

*You find yourself watching OLN (a cable station) because they are showing a bull riding competition and it reminds you of Jack riding the bulls.

*you imagine yourself sandwiched between them when they're makin' out!

*You're lying to your friends and family about seeing it

*You say to yourself that you can "quit anytime" but you can't

*You train yourself to sleep on your feet "like a horse."

*Yo u cut your friends out of your life because they refused to go see Brokeback Mountain with you (You had to see it by yourself twice)

*when you start having sex with men (And you are also a man!).

*when you start drinking whisky straight (even though you hate the taste)

*you never knew there was a YouTube before

*you're going to stay up and watch as much as you can of BBM tonight even though you're tired and your eyes are bloodshot from all those YouTube videos!

*You now have the urge to see every movie with Jake

*You now have the urge to see every movie with Heath.